Robert tells me that in "Asia" (he wasn't specific), people buy fruits and vegetables at the 7-Eleven. Fruits and vegetables. He told me that five years ago, and I'm still reeling from the concept.

Steve Kuntz is staying over at Gabe's house this week, so he's been working in the office here with us during the day. He wanted to know if he could rock a cameo in our D&D campaign this week, and I was surprised to learn that Gabe wanted in. They had cooked up some relationship where Scott (Glint Eckhart) was a city guard, grievously disappointed in his wizard son Zek The Magnificent. It was Performance Art.

We found out about Strange Attractors 2 when Ominous Development submitted it to The PAX 10. Gabriel essentially demanded that I sit down in front of it and see what they were doing. The best way to learn about it would be to play the demo, but in a nutshell the game is about gravity, orbit, and the manipulation thereof. This one's Windows only, but there's lots of ways around that these days.

We eventually got the strip up, no thanks to his perpetually unraveling machine. You have to understand that I have been fixing his son-of-a-bitching computers for coming up on twelve years now. Even when I was working IT I never saw the shit he manages to cook up on these things. Don't let him near your router. Magnetic media is a no-go. If you're working on a laptop and you see him loping across the food court, close that fucker and run.

At the end of PAX, before the mics were dropped and we were thanking every entity that came to mind, I lost the use of language. I had maintained, which is to say I had kept my shit together, up until that point. I had projected the image of a congenial host at a very high resolution. But when it came time to close the deal, I couldn't actually do it. I have entertained many scenarios in an attempt to contextualize my failure in this, and the one I have chosen to believe is relatively straightforward: I didn't want it to end. My heart whirled and phased like some new form of matter. I wanted to retain that moment, if not forever than just for longer, a moment which cut like a bright violin over the rude din of the material universe.

I really want to hire a professional someday to take a look at the comics we've made, and tell me in definitive terms what is wrong with us.

it went up kind of late so you might have missed me mentioning Marissa's Bunny yesterday. If you didn't see it you can follow this link and read the post.

Well the bunny just showed up and made his way around the Penny Arcade office. He'll be heading off to PAX on Friday with an all access pass. I fully expect to see him crowd surfing during the Jonathan Coulton concert.

You might remember a few years back I got into a fight with a local radio show host named BJ Shea. Well he has since changed radio stations and apparently wants to bury the hatchet with me. He said on his show the other day that if I came back on he'd donate $1000.00 to Child's Play.

I'll be on tomorrow morning at 7:25am PST. You can hear his show on 99.9 KISW here in Seattle.

-Gabe out

PAX is almost upon us and I just have one last post to make. We've got some cool PAX related swag this year that I wanted to let you know about.

First up is this set of custom consoles. The second place winner in the Omegathon this year will receive a set of these. First place will also get them along with their trip to the Tokyo Game show.

It has always been true that the deeper one goes into the woods, the stranger and more wooly things become.  Know this:  there is one more comic in this series.  And we have reserved some wool.

I was recently contacted by a reader who had a very special favor to ask. His daughter Marissa was diagnosed with Infantile Spasms. This is a very rare pediatric condition that as of right now has no cure. Since it's so rare it really doesn't get much attention either which as a father I imagine is very frustrating.

In an effort to raise awareness and hopefully find a cure he has created a site called Marrisasbunny. This site catalogs the adventures of three stuffed bunnies as they travel the world spreading awareness of the disease. Marissa's Dad Mike asked if one of the bunnies could attend PAX and I said absolutely.

The bunny should be arriving here at the office in the next day or two. We'll be giving him an all access pass and taking pictures as he makes his way around the show. You'll probably see him on stage during some of the concerts and panels. So if you see a bunny in the lan room during your TF tournament or making his way through the exhibition hall, now you'll know what it's about.

-Gabe out

Let's see where this goes.

If you don't care what it looks like when it gets there, a Runner might be a good option.

We're removing Pictionary, and replacing it with Competitive King from the new Geometry Wars.  That is all.

Publisher reception of our Bogey Golf informational packets has been uneven.  We've scanned the letter we recieved from Golf Digest, probably the most reasonable of the responses, though they did put the word "comics" in quotation marks. One established periodical is seeking legal recourse, holding our submissions as evidence. We briefly began work on Golgolfa, a fantasy adventure comic, then switched to Fairway Nights, a procedural that features a young Jack Nicklaus solving crimes for an organization called The Clubhouse. Robert has suggested that until some of the legal challenges are resolved, it might be best to batten down the golf content for awhile.