Before we were derailed by David Horsey, we had it as our intention to detail what a criminal act it is that Freaky Flyers lacks Internet play. Oh, I know what you're saying. "Freaky Flyers..." You knit your brow. You've heard that Midway was doing some sort of flying race game, and you have scrupulously avoided any contact with it for fear that its mediocrity might somehow be virulent. I bet Gabe that it would be terrible, and it wasn't, so now I have to fuck a dog. It was a stupid bet, and I should never have agreed to it. But I had no reason to believe that an off-brand flying racer would be enjoyable, or that the parts they meant to be funny actually would be.

problem solved

Obviously the fact that videogames are not seen as a legitimate form of entertainment along the lines of movies or television is astounding to me. David’s cartoon on the subject is of course ignorant but it’s simply a visual representation of what many of our nation’s elderly believe, and it’s par for the course as far as political cartoons go. While in journalism class in high school I once had the opportunity to speak with a political cartoonist from our local paper named Milt Priggy. He told me that his job was to create cartoons that piss people off. The majority of his cartoons that I saw in the paper though were surprisingly bland. Then he showed me all the cartoons that his editor wouldn’t allow him to run. One cartoon in particular showed the grim reaper slam dunking over Magic Johnson and was slated to run around the time we all found out he had the Aids. Talk about a cartoon that would piss people off. Of course his editors said no way and the cartoon got filed in a box in the corner of his office along with all the rest of his best work that no one would ever see. The job of political cartoons is no longer to piss people off or get them fired up. It is to say what the majority of the newspaper's readership is already thinking.

I love it when I go off half-cocked and talk about power or whatever, and then I find out that the guy I just smarted off about is practically the son of God.

More than a few humans sent in the following political cartoon, such as it is. It's entirely possible that we will receive a request to remove that cartoon from our site today, and if that should occur, just look down into the toilet when you finish for a reasonable facsimile of the work in question. We had another cartoon about Freaky Flyers all written up, but once we'd both seen this Dr. Frankenstein bullshit we had to do something in that vein. So, here's our take on the issue of videogame violence as we see it, and it comes with homework: submit the cartoon to the editorial section of your local paper. Go ahead, I can wait.

Don't forget - as I did - the Fileplanet release of the Secret Weapons Of World War II demo. My vigor for this title has waned somewhat, awash as I am in excellent titles available now - but I am not above being pleasantly surprised. Let's get our hands on it, all over it, and we'll discuss it Monday.

Chaos Legion, a stylish action game supposedly of the formula Devil May Cry plus RPG equals, is garnering reviews that look more like especially cruel prison initiations. Gabriel was lured in by Legion's stylish cape guy and promises of fast-paced action, and was instead treated to the gaming equivalent of leftovers - incomplete concepts of specious origin married to some tepid, room temperature gameplay. In any event, the nicest thing you can say about it is that the disc didn't cut your finger. And, ever the guardian of the unsuspecting gamer, Gabriel was forced to take drastic measures at the EB up in Lynnwood.

Not sure how long they will be up but Insert Credit has some pretty cool videos of Samurai Shodown 0. They are super short but they show some pretty interesting stuff. One video in particular shows Light Ukyo vs Yoshitora. I know Tycho is a huge fan of Ukyo so this should get him especially excited. Not sure what the story is behind Light Ukyo but he looks cool. In related news I think Yoshitora might possibly be the coolest fucking videogame character ever.

I figured that some people would get pissed when you mentioned the bugs in the game. I’m not one of them. I think its something people need to know about. Personally, I’m on my third complete play through the game (Darkside, Lightside, and Darkside again) and I haven’t run into ANY of the serious problems that people have mentioned. But that doesn’t mean people shouldn’t be informed about them.

People have been begging me to update my Big List of Idiots for a long time. Well I updated it today with something a bit different. A little e-mail correspondence that I thought you guys might get a kick out of. Check it out here.

I received an interview request yesterday that I am absentmindedly filling out today.

Laser Squad Nemesis is a play by mail tactical game that isn't just like X-Com, it's made by the actual X-Com guys. Used to be that I couldn't go a day without Porkfry sending me the first round - you can play a few free games if a subscriber challenges you, though you are limited in what armies you can select - and we would while away the afternoons in frenzied bids for galactic supremacy. I never knew they were planning on a retail release, as everyone is just downloading it now and that seems to work fine. But there you have it. We have produced a comic to commemorate the release of this game, or perhaps some other game.

"Shin Tokubetsu fears no man, and his bow One-Claw has no equal."

Jumpgate ads were okayed for the site because the game has been recommended to me by readers for almost two years. If we'd been home more at the end of last month, we would have just made them an ad ourselves - one that didn't talk about Joysticks, for example, or what you might do with them. Believe me, you should have seen the one they sent us first - it had a science fiction looking temptress on them. All in all, things could have been worse.

We have a lot of ground to cover today, so we'd best get started.

I have been getting a bit of email regarding the latest Movie Comics “controversy” and I figured I should comment on it here just to clear some things up.