
Penny Arcade reader Jared Samborski has set up a gaming survey for his senior statistics class, and it would really help him if you would go and fill it out. Apparently, it's very difficult to get information like this out of companies, but it's the information he needs, so maybe we can give it to him.
Wow, there is a huge update over at the Cardboard Tube Showdown website. They wanted me to let you guys know that the project is not dead. Judging by the latest batch of screenshots they appear to be making some real progress. I think the new Porkfry character is especially awesome.
From: "-= Hawk =-"
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Sent: Friday, April 16, 2004 1:54 AM
Subject: MMORPG Question
The dialogue about World of Warcraft's new "Rest State" system is completely fascinating to me. It's one feature out of a ton in the new beta they just dropped - in case you are not an absolute news weirdo and don't know what I'm talking about, I'll give you the rundown.
Some of you asked for a larger version of the Saga of Ryzom artwork that’s in our new advertisement. So here you go:
Page eight of our sixteen page Splinter Cell:PT comic book is now online.
Though it was widely considered an April Fool's Day prank - along with playable Two-Headed Ogres - apparently the Goblin Tinker is (in fact) the real deal. He comes along with a new 1.5 patch for Warcraft III that will be going into beta shortly. People have been wanting me to mention their petitions or whatnot for a new Warcraft patch, I guess now I don't have to.
Tycho has come down with a pretty nasty cold, so I told him to take the day off and get some rest. I'll be logging into WOW occasionally just to make sure the son of a bitch isn't power leveling all day.
I promised I would deliver some tips for playing the merc side in Splinter Cell: PT multiplayer. So here you go:
I think it’s interesting that the “Gabe” wallpaper has had nearly 1000 more downloads than the “Tycho” wallpaper. What do you suppose that says about his worth as a human being? I have my own thoughts.
Resident Evil: Outbreak is a revelation for PS2 owners. That revelation is, and I'm paraphrasing a bit, "Go Buy A Hard Disk."
I picked up WarioWare for the Cube this week and it is totally awesome. Essentially it’s all the same games you remember from the GBA version, only now you compete with up to three other people to see who’s the micro-game master. I’ll give you an example of how one of the game modes works.
John Woo has optioned the rights to make a film based on Metroid, but that hardly means anything. Someone optioned it before him as you'll recall, the gaming high council met to determine the our official response, and then the option was allowed to lapse. Also, Woo's entire role in this movie still isn't clear. But I'm crossing my fingers, I want to believe that Samus Aran can survive the translation to a screen of those dimensions, so hopefully whatever intellect takes note of gestures like that is paying attention.