The dialogue in the second panel isn't true, not exactly, but it might as well have been. Gabriel told me not to discuss the strip in any detail, and so I wont. Apparently he wants it all to himself, and being almost paralyzed by this novelty I was in no position to refuse him.

I love it when Tycho asks me if I want to go learn a new card game with him and then I proceed to destroy him at it. I would not be surprised if he never plays it again. Which is too bad because it's a rad game.

The demo for Mass Effect 3 comes out next month, with both single and multiplayer attached, and it will apparently leverage all the Kinect "betterness" we have been promised. I have my, um... doubts.

Wise.

Harvesting dirt on tech via Techdirt, I saw a story entitled "The Internet Wins: PIPA and SOPA delayed." Author Mike Masnick delivers a precisely calibrated mixture of triumph and bleak prophecy in his write-up, which seems like the proper tone. If you go deeper, say, to Harry Reid's official statement, you won't see anything to celebrate. It's delayed, to be sure, although remission might be a better term. The will hasn't gone anywhere.

Hero Academy is from Robot Entertainment, which I always think of being entertainment for robots as opposed to by them, but that's not important right now. What's important is that you download this ridiculously free app for your iOS device immediately so that you can begin waiting for people to send you their turns.

I’m in love with Star Wars the Old Republic. I love the class quests and the flashpoints and the companions and the crafting and the space missions and all that shit! I could go on and on about how great I think the game is but that’s no fun. Here are the things I hate:

When I make a character in a massively multiplayer game, I tend to "go hard" on the embroidery aspect. That is to say, I like to tart shit up on the narrative front, imbuing landmarks and even world geometry with increasingly fruity elaborations.

We were recently asked by Cliff Bleszinski and his soon to be wife Lauren if we would create the save the date card for their wedding. The answer was “Of course!”

A Fourth Panel, detailing the origin of The Conflux D&D series which people seemed to enjoy. Or, at least, enjoy more than we expected. Which is at all, really. I'm always a little surprised.

When I saw the headline

Gabriel's D&D group has never endured a full Edition War. There was that Essentials thing, which didn't really touch them; even if one or two of their players might have preferred a "cleaner" system, nobody ever really knew what an Essential was. "Essentials" sounds suspiciously like less. And we are a people engineered to demand more.

First Place!

Occasionally, my health insurance will forget that they did at one point authorize an antidepressant, or they'll decide that I can have it, but that I can't have it every day for some reason. I will talk to a person on the phone about it, and what becomes clear almost immediately is that they are trying to make two numbers add up correctly and I am wondering... well, I don't want to say.

PAX East (or as I like to call it, PAX Easter) is coming up on April 6th through the 8th. We recognize that this falls on a holiday for some of you. The problem, is that we are at the mercy of the convention center when it comes to dates. Trust me when I tell you we didn’t pick Easter just to be jerks. However, even with PAX falling on such a holy day, we are still 90% sold out of 3 day badges! Sinners.

Battleship Galaxies is a tactical boardgame, and it features hexes, which grants it an unassailable seven out of ten points straight out of the box. Things can only go up from there, and for the most part they do. Tom Vasel has a good review here, one that has it right in my opinion, which is another way of saying that he agrees with me: It's good. But I'm ready for advanced rules. Or ships. Anything.