I’m sorry I haven’t had time to post more, but I’m fucking hooked on Shadow Hearts Covenant. It seems like no one wants to make a turn based RPG anymore. I’m not sure who decided that from now on some bullshit computer AI should control all the extra members of my party. Star Ocean, Tales of Symphonia and the upcoming FFXII all do it though. I’ve been depressed for months after playing FFXII at E3. I thought that I might never play an epic turn based RPG again. Thank Christ for Aruze and Midway. We’ll talk more about Shadow Hearts I’m sure but right now I just want to get back to my save game.

I sometimes hear it said that our comics are nonsensical forays without the post, which is a charge I really don't care about. It's not true most of the time. If it were, the comic would look something like this.

People who are fanatically devoted to eviscerating miscreants should investigate Raven's X-Men: Legends. If they are unable to bring the full four players to bear, however, they need to be prepared for the fact that sometimes Cyclops is going to bite it and it's not my fault. Bragging about your full retinue isn't going to help us battle the Brotherhood of Evil Fucking Mutants. That breaks unit cohesion, man. And units need that shit.

Here they are. I'll talk about them more later, but I wanted to give you night owls something to chew on.

I apologize if I made it seem like we did not want the help of the Buzzcomix community. I understand there are quite a few people over there that would like to help and are not total assholes. I respect the fact that some of the members there are genuinely interested in helping us with Child’s Play 2004 and I appreciate that. The stuff that kid was spouting was just too funny not to post. I’m also sorry we broke your website.

I got a ton of mail from people asking if we need volunteers for Child’s Play 2004. If certain hospitals find themselves overwhelmed with donations and need help sorting through them we may put the word out for readers in that area to help. Unloading all the toys is a big job and if a hospital needs help we’ll let you know.

I knew that they were including something similar to Pandora's Mutliplayer in the sequel, but I had no idea how elaborate they were going to go with it. I guess this explains the new March release date, huh?

When Kara is not generating human beings, I understand she plays a fair bit of The Sims. Outside of Kings Quest VI, it's the only game Brenna has ever genuinely tolerated. I've played a fair bit of the new one myself, but it's not wrong to say that I mostly watch television. That is to say, I watch sims watch television, because apparently just watching regular television isn't lazy enough. I watch television by proxy.

I posted a rant almost a year ago in which I compared Tiger Woods 2004 to Links 2004. Seeing as Tiger Woods 2005 contains no significant improvements over its predecessor the same rant is applicable here. Even though it’s now a year old, Links 2004 is still a much better golf game than Tiger Woods 2005. Feel free to go back and read my old rant if you’d like to know why.

Tiger Woods 2005 continues to obscure the actual game it's based on, delivering an enjoyable (if light) round of mini-golf. The multiplayer is still a head-to-head, two player affair, which doesn't make sense and further distances the game from its origin. Of course, it's an EA Sports game so all the bells and whistles are there and production values are very high. Contrast that with Links, whose level of polish is pretty middling and whose only memorable feature is an excellent round of golf, online or off. Only one of them takes the game seriously. I wish those weren't our choices.

I am going to try and give Battlefront one more shot today. Maybe playing it with some of my friends will help.

My mailbox was full of requests for a wallpaper sized version of Meow Skywalker so here you go.

I just wanted to agree with Tycho here. I picked up the PC version and it just doesn’t feel very good to me. I’m going to grab a copy of the Xbox version today and give that a shot. Maybe it’s a better console game. As many of you know, I have zero patience for games that do not immediately engage me. If I’m not having fun within the first five minutes I consider it a waste of money and time. Tycho is the one to go to if you’re looking for reasoned analysis and informed opinions. I’m the guy you want for snap judgments and petty complaints. If this were any other game I’d probably be done with it after my experience yesterday. The problem is that I desperately want to like Battlefront. I’m going to spend another day with it, and play a couple different versions before I make up my mind.

Because I think Star Wars is a "neat" series wrapped around a single truly excellent movie, I am not the man you want to come to for the rock-ribbed enthusiast's perspective. Indeed, I'm more likely to suggest a comic like today's. I did pick up the new THX-1138 boxed set, which I like a lot, but I like any movie that implies that things could always get worse.

I just wanted to let you all know that the “Baby vs. Rhino” shirt is now available at our online store. We even have a baby doll version for you girls or you guys who are really fucked up. In case you are wondering what the hell this is all about, check out this comic.

I've got two new articles from Stormy over in the Hook Up section, and I can't decide which one I like better because I love them both so much.