I asked Gabriel if the Luigi's Mansion that just came out for the DS had a multiplayer mode, and he didn't know. I certainly hadn't read anything to that effect, but games for the original DS had a way of hiding fascinating multiplayer gameplay experiments on the cartridge somewhere for play from a single card. The next day, he came back with news: it did have multiplayer. Good multiplayer, in fact. Even if describing how to play it is just inherently profane.
